Okay, okay, okay. There’s a rumor that I’m a pee cat. Some people say that I like to pee on stuff that belongs to other kittehs in my house. Bed. Blankets. Cushions.
That’s a lie!
Mom and dad took me to a lady vet and she thought maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t me. I’m handsome. I gotta nice personality. She thought it might be my brudder Jake. She said it would be good to have more data and maybe a video.
So mom & dad set up a trap and tried to snare me, yo.
Oh snap.
Now listen, I was framed. This is entrapment!!
Sigh.
Fine, it was me.
I like to squirt to show everybody who’s boss.
I’m sorry.
I think your rights were violated by that video. Get a lawyer!
I need Blagojevich’s lawyer, yo!
Oh noes, caught in the act! At least you tried to cover the evidence…
I’m sneaky like that!
Tsk Tsk.
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yeaaa no human should spy on you! weeee has rights too! mai mom always watchs me on gomacam™ so annoying!!