My dad just watched Girl With The Dragon Tatto. I’m not old enough to watch because it’s rated R, so mom took us to play upstairs in our bonus room — also known as the FROG (front room over garage).

We love to play toys up there.

So moms was shooting B-Roll for kitteh videos of me (because I’m handsome) and she caught us on camera…

…getting scared from the noise of the movie downstairs!

So spooky!

My sister, Lucy, is not feeling well.

My moms says she is old and will be moving to the Rainbow Bridge pretty soon. I don’t know what that is — maybe it’s a condo or something? I hope Lucy gets some treats when she moves there.

Anyway, we are giving Lucy lots of love & treats & attention — and she is still licking my ears, which makes everyone happy.

My sister is awesome, yo! She always takes such great care of me. Even now.

Today is Caturday so I thought I would show you what I like to do with my free time, yo.

I like to do something called TOUGH ROUGH. Lucy doesn’t like it, though.

Emma will play with me!

We need a better director because my moms has some shaky hands.

Dudes, we opened gifts tonight and I got some awesome stuff.

1. Homegrown catnip
2. Meow Mix bowl
3. Water fountain for my sister
4. Catnip cigar
5. Feather boa
6. Monkey bed

Cool stuff. Obviously Santa doesn’t know that sometimes I pee.

Here are my pix. Merry Christmas if that’s your thang. If not, have a happy new year!

Mom has too much fun doing her expense reports and presentations. Poonchy Emma and I decided to bug her.

Doesn’t she look swell in her gym clothes and gym hair? We’re gonna keep bugging her till she takes a shower.

It’s my birthday. I am four years old. I know you’re surprised. Mom gave me a gift. It’s a souvenir from her vacation to Hawaii.

My dad says that the lighting is a little too harsh and highlights my cheekbones. My poonchy sister, Emma, doesn’t have that problem because she has no cheek bones. Just plenty of cheek, yo.

My new house isn’t ready yet. Glue is drying. While we wait, here’s a video of my Moms being annoying.

She loves me. Too much.

Lady, I don’t bug you when I pee. You love it.

Dudes, it’s been awhile. I’ve been chillaxing in the basement. I like to sleep in the insulation in our unfinished basement.

I know, I know. Some people think it’s bad for me.

Mom calls me a dumb ginger cat. If I’m so dumb, why am I getting a new house. Check it out.

Part 2 comes if/when this thing gets installed, yo.

Peace out, mothertruckers.

Mom is doing her Ignite presentation and here is the slide deck since many of you anipals can’t come.

Wish her luck, yo.

Wassup, dudes? Wanted to let you know that my Mom will be giving a five-minute talk at Ignite Raleigh on March 3rd.

Her topic?

Me.

Duh.

Check it out.